dont you :/ me you piece of shit
stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
"I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me."-A.G. (via hefuckin)